I Don't Date Temple Boys Because I'm Scared of Mumps, and Also a Raging Elitist - Under the Button

I Don't Date Temple Boys Because I'm Scared of Mumps, and Also a Raging Elitist  Under the Button

Yeah, I don't take Temple boys. Have you heard about that mumps crisis? They just had to quarantine all of UCLA, so I'm not messing with that disease at all.